Check this out, it's your zodiac sign while DRUNK...
ARIES - WAKES UP WITH BRUISES
SCORPIO - EITHER PLASTERED DRUNK OR COMPLETELY SOBER.
CANCER - CRYING SOMEWHERE IN 2 HOURS
CAPRICORN - TRYING TO KEEP IT TOGETHER UNTIL THEY VOMIT WHEN THEY GET HOME
LEO - FLIRTING WITH EVERYONE AND POSTING WAY TOO MANY INSTAS
AQUARIUS - NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THEY'RE LAUGHING AT
PISCES - MOST LIKELY TO BLACK OUT
TAURUS - LEFT THE BAR EARLY TO GET FOOD
GEMINI - HAS HEART TO HERAT WITH SOMEONE THEY JUST MET
VIRGO - NEVER DRUNK ENOUGH, WOULD RATHER BE AT HOME
LIBRA - DISAPPEARS TO GO HOOK UP WITH SOMONE
SAGITTARIUS - NEVER WANTS THE NIGHT TO END. "AFTER PARTY?!"
Source: Tipsy Drunk